John Roblox

Simp/Has no girlfriend

A: Oh I heard John roblox loves non-existent anime girls.
B: Someone told me John roblox is a SIMP

by Iamnotrevealingmyuser March 16, 2021

The John Snow

Right before you bust a nut you scream "Winter is coming"

"Last night I me and my girlfriend were going at it and I did the John snow"

by Long dong danny July 14, 2018

John Stones

Franz Beckenbauer from Barnsley. Only better. And passes more balls.

He just passes everything with style, he is such a John Stones.

by herofromzerofromhero July 08, 2018

john ha

The act of willingly giving your bros a blowjob because they've had a rough week.

Hey I could really use a John ha

by Cornmuffin391 December 20, 2015

john swan

john swan is a mute swan he is an amazing youtuber and worthy of being stanned 💞💞💞

"hold up is that john swan?"

"yeah"

"damn he's really COOL"

by CliffsX June 02, 2019

Amy-John

A lesbian. Plain and simple.

Don't try and hit on those women over there, they are a bunch of Amy-Johns.

by Nerd Flanders February 28, 2015

john ed

A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back

“yes fat bum”
“leg it ye john ed”

by shoutout2dogsnaninaedlock August 28, 2020