John Stones

Franz Beckenbauer from Barnsley. Only better. And passes more balls.

He just passes everything with style, he is such a John Stones.

by herofromzerofromhero July 8, 2018

john ha

The act of willingly giving your bros a blowjob because they've had a rough week.

Hey I could really use a John ha

by Cornmuffin391 March 30, 2016

John Roblox

Simp/Has no girlfriend

A: Oh I heard John roblox loves non-existent anime girls.
B: Someone told me John roblox is a SIMP

by Iamnotrevealingmyuser March 16, 2021

Amy-John

A lesbian. Plain and simple.

Don't try and hit on those women over there, they are a bunch of Amy-Johns.

by Nerd Flanders February 28, 2015

John Harris

A nerd Motherfucker with a big forehead and purple penis.
Any individual with the name John Harris has more than likely seen their dads anaconda. (probs in the shower).
John a cocky motherfucker with a furry pseudonym called penisMCcloud. (garfield)

Damn John Harris, you a swaggy motherfucker!

by penisMCcloud August 20, 2018

The John Snow

Right before you bust a nut you scream "Winter is coming"

"Last night I me and my girlfriend were going at it and I did the John snow"

by Long dong danny July 14, 2018

rock the john

Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.

John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"

Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"

by johnny_rock January 13, 2007