1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.
2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.
2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
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Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?
Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
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Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio
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Get the Thumb Jockey mug.A new boyfriend 'jockstrap' someone has been dumped and replaced with a new ride .
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
by Darren kim December 28, 2016
Get the new jockey mug.Pussy Joker was a saying used to refer to common low level street mugs on the Streets of the greater New York area in the 1930's. In the Modern era it is Commonly used to refer to men who trawl dating apps such as tinder looking for a woman to be associated with a cat, talk a about a cat or reference any feline in any form. Then they pounce making an inane outdated innuendo using the word pussy. they then proceed to high five themselves and look extremely smug.
GAZZA; Hey chad check out think chick on tinder shes totes into cats all her profile photos have a cat in them
CHAD: oi bro tell her she has a nice pussy *CHORTLE CHORTLE*
GAZZA: *types nice pussy*
CHAD: nice one bro!
High fives all round.
Tinder cat girl: hey Stacey why are all the guys on tinder such fucking pussy jokers???
CHAD: oi bro tell her she has a nice pussy *CHORTLE CHORTLE*
GAZZA: *types nice pussy*
CHAD: nice one bro!
High fives all round.
Tinder cat girl: hey Stacey why are all the guys on tinder such fucking pussy jokers???
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