jerseyphile

n. Person who wears a sports jersey because of the colors or logo, not because he loves or understands the team or the sport.

..........

Great game eh? O'Connor deked wide on the power play then went five hole!

What? Five what? Oh I see. It's this shirt right. I'm more of a jerseyphile than a soccer nut.

Hockey nut.

Whatever.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

Jersey

A girl who loves summer, she only needs a pretty setting and some wind in her hair to blow you away. Jersey's are the down-right best lovers you will ever find. She will cuddle you, kiss you, and always support you. She will NEVER cheat, she is very loyal. It is rare to come across a Jersey, so if you do, keep her and never let her go, you can't get anyone better.(You are extra lucky to get her if your name starts with a J or an E)

Lucas:"Hey... I just broke up with Jersey..."
Jonny:"DID YOU SAY JERSEY!"
Lucas:"Yeah..."
Jonny:"WHERE IS SHE , IM GONNA MARRY HER!"

by Urban Kween February 25, 2019

jersey highway

The path made in the snow in the backyard for a little dog.

We let the dog out to use the Jersey Highway.

by 707mom February 28, 2019

Jersey

SHES VERY VERY INCEST. She’s a great friend and my best friend and only mine. OKAy yeah.
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵

Jersey: I have something to tell you
Olivia: What?
Jersey: I’m secretly in love with Caleb

by bigdaddycamel April 30, 2019

jersey

The wildest people of all

Bitch please , i’m from Jersey

by yolojersey July 31, 2019

Jersey

an amazing, loving, kind, beautiful, and incredible person. She is one of the funnest people to be around. She is usually a blonde or brunette. She is so orginal, you can tell me her name. She plays lacrosse and adores everyone. You'll over her if you ever get the chance to meet her.

jersey is amazing

by someone_other_than_you August 21, 2019

Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019