Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.

Hey Jerry, want to go jerk jousting with me?

by MrSyde December 18, 2019

Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.

That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.

by infini4 January 20, 2020

Jerk a quicky

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it

“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”

by Beta__male69 January 26, 2020

A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death

He's on a one way life jerk

by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020

Berkeley circle jerk

Berkeley kids who think they're the shit and boost their egos by metaphorically jerking each other off. Deep down, they know they're ivy league rejects.

Jim - "Dude I got into Berkeley."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."

by jimbokimbo March 27, 2020

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

Jerking His Yert

Fancy way of saying male masturbation

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts

by organcontainer March 31, 2020