Clean and jerk

Self-pleasuring in the shower.

-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.

by tch0rtle August 11, 2021

Jerking Off

The Action of brett doing business

“Stop jerking off right now brett!”

by Dinkleberry69420 June 24, 2022

Canadian Jerk

when you beat your meat in a public setting

“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”

by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022

Jerk Hole

A whole filled with Jerks and only Jerks

Geez, did you see that Jerk Hole down the street? What a bunch of Jerks.

by ScottyMrScottster February 1, 2018

Jerk around

To screw around/procrastinate.

You go to the park to jerk around before leaving because your bored.

by Slack and wack April 9, 2024

Jerk

One who attempts to sell a car when no car is really available for sale.

Why are you wasting my time, jerk?

by Crinkles4 January 10, 2019

Circle Jerk

A person so virtuous they stop to let someone into a TRAFFIC CIRCLE/ROUNDABOUT

Mary! Please move yourself through the roundabout! You're making yourself look like such a circle jerk!!

by Frankieboy226 January 9, 2024