jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.

hey bro

go away you jake downing

by hs25571 April 11, 2017

jake wakely

A guy who is gay and has no life and no friends and likes balls.

Wow that kid is such a jake wakely

by Panda Coll August 07, 2017

jake sims

a hot piece of crotch and id like to suck the nipple tip of his penis

yummy yummy he was soo jake sims

by sexxooor April 22, 2011

Jake Stewart

A piece of shit douchebag who cheats on his wife all the time and lies out of his ass.

Don’t pull a Jake Stewart and fuck your life up.

by Queen😘 May 15, 2018

Jake Shirleying

the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion

Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.

by Bryton quermo October 16, 2021

jake schmidt

A type of kid who plays video games all the time. Jake is A wumbo. He is also is a type of kid who plays video games with a grease monster. The greasiness tends to rub off on him.

Jakers is such a snowflake. Dont be a Jake Schmidt

by Zman2112 February 13, 2018

The Jake Effect

When you think your liked by everyone but they all secretly hate you and think you're annoying.

That kid is so annoying, and he thinks I like him, he's got The Jake Effect

by Jake Oxley May 26, 2017