ass-hat

1. A hat that one wears on their ass.
2. A hat that looks like an ass.
That ass-hat is as big as J-Lo's ass
by lefty7448 February 10, 2008
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Hanson Hat Trick

When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.
Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.
by why did we trade shelley? February 14, 2010
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Norwegian Hat Trick

The act of shitting, pissing, and cumming all at the same time.
Guy 1: "Dude, what is that mess all over the couch?"

Guy 2: "Oh, probably the remains of another one of Dan's Norwegian hat tricks. Always happens to him unexpectedly when he is watching Rachel Ray."
by Abeslinger January 04, 2011
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panama hat

To sneak up on someone and place your man bits on their head while they are sitting, most likely seen with the penis acting as the 'bill'. Can be worn in different styles & directions.
"Did you see the Panama Hat that John gave to Sally, it was exquisite! ...Don't think it'll protect much sun though,ah hah hah."
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top hat good

1. (n.)Something so undeniabley woot that is reaches the wootness of owning/wearing a top hat.

2. (adj.)Schpiffy to the ultimate extreme.

3. (n.) feeling of supreme bliss, that is only comparable to the sensation of wearing a collapsible top hat.
1. Tina: How did you like the chimis from Rudy's?
Anit: They were soooooooo delicious!!1
Tina: That good?
Anit: Top hat good.
Tina: Bloody hell let's get some chimis!!!

2. When I got a computer with sound and color, it was top had good, bitches.

3. Cain: How'd you feel when you were eating those chimis and watching salad fingers on your new computer?
Seamus: Top hat good, my dear fellow, top hat good.
Cain: My tummy box is empty.
Seamus: let's get chimis
by Amanda Rose October 11, 2005
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wear the fox hat

Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.
Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."
by Wizards Sleeve March 04, 2007
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Stovepipe hot hat

Intense sex after a fight with the in-laws
After my father insulted my wife she gave me a stovepipe hot hat.
by Dirtyhousewife July 16, 2018
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