Butt Cactus

An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass
"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."
by Vegas Bitch October 15, 2008
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butt wand

1. slang for penis or dildo which has been or will be used in anal sex.

2. an excellent name for people who fuck others over. (see prick, asshole, douche and their variant forms)
1. i work at a porn store selling handcuffs and butt wands to people.

2. my boss at the porn store is a total butt wand.
by Vulva Hammer April 17, 2011
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Butt Mustard

by Stuart Cox May 31, 2003
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Butt Chug

Similar to a beer bong, but the consumption of beer is rectally, using a funnel and tube to administer the beer as an enema. The primary purpose of butt chugging as opposed to drinking beer is that alcohol administered as an enema has 3x the effect of alcohol taken orally.
We dared my friend to butt chug his beer and when he did he got totally wasted!
by aasfasfasf asfasfas September 14, 2008
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butt cheese

The pasty accumulation of farts in your underwear.
I gotta wipe the butt cheese from my crack before it makes a skid mark on my underwear.
by Uncle Stinky May 08, 2004
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Butt Buddies

A term used to describe very very very close friends of the same sex. Almost as if they were gay but they certainly aren't gay. Often seen together 24/7.
Dude, I see you and Sean together all the time; are you guys like butt buddies now?!
by ScubaThugSteve December 11, 2006
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butt taco

When a friend has passed out you proceed to spread his/her butt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) Often great for retaliation.
I gave my cheeting-ass ho of a gf a butt taco. And then I made her eat it. That bitch.
by David June 18, 2006
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