Golden Bear

A gay man who is stocky and hairy is referred to as a bear. A man with similar features but blonde hair is a golden bear.

"That husky, hairy blonde guy is a golden bear" bear

by G-FRY July 28, 2009

Golden Retriever

A sexual act consisting of urinating in a partner's anus or vagina and then slowly sucking it out with one's mouth.

"Dude, I went on a date with Emily!"
"How'd it go?"
"Not so good. She wanted me to give her a golden retriever."
"Would it be cool if I gave her a call?"

by Stinky Schulman January 7, 2012

Golden Raisin

When one person in a bathtub is urinated on by others--usually enough to fill the tub a measurable amount. The person then stays in the tub until their skin prunes like a golden raisin.

We threw a house party last weekend and the new girl got a golden raisin.

by TheJesus42 January 14, 2010

Golden Hello

To be urinated on by seven or more men which then scream hello in your face until you cry golden tears of joy

GOLDEN HELLO GOLDEN HELLO FFS GOLDEN HELLO *cries*

by SGTKM1 December 7, 2009

Golden Dollar

An abstraction of the term butterface, "Golden Dollar" follows from the logic:
butterface --> land-o-lakes butter --> Sacagawea (she's on the label) --> Golden Dollar

Oh man, her? Eww... totally a Golden Dollar.

by robosexual November 6, 2005

Golden Paradise

Better known as a corn dog, a delicious lunch food consisting of a hotdog coated in corn batter and fried.

(lunch time at an east coast public highschool"

Joan: swank! I got a Golden Paradise for lunch!
Sam: Lame -- that corn dog will kill you.

by Artful Dodger8398234 December 25, 2008

Golden Larkin

When two gay males are having anal sex and the pitcher cums in the takers ass and then the pitcher pisses in the takers ass to clean out all the cum out of the ass hole.

"Hey Dave can i give you a Golden Larkin?" "Yea Joe i want that so bad i want my ass hole clean."

by Joe H. Larkin October 24, 2008