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Wet Fish

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.
I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.
by theboyos April 4, 2013
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fish mitten

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.
by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004
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Spermy The Fish

Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

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by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010
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Clown fish

The only fish that can change genders,
My childhood was ruined
person 1: are you a clown fish
Clownfish: I am

Person 1: are you a boy or girl?

Clownfish: both 🖕
by Potatosmileyface January 25, 2016
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rare fish

This is what a sigma male mines with the children that he labored.
"My rare fish just lost 33% of its value"
by Sussy nigga April 15, 2022
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mystery fish

mystery fish is another word for a gross vagina. Its any girl that has been around and possibly contracted an std. You have no clue where she has been or who she has been with, therefore she could be called "mystery fish"
"Dude, Amber has been around so much, im changing her name in my phone to mystery fish"
by hcmhcxmc March 9, 2008
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Floppy fish

person 1:you know Joanna ?
person2:yeah.why!?
person1: shes such a floppy fish.
person1:she always ditches plans.
by collin hassler February 6, 2012
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