Dr. Facebook

Someone who posts lengthy essays on someone else's miserable status, giving them deep, personal information that all of their facebook friends can see. It's quite cheesy.

Some Kid: Wow, my life is over. I CAN'T believe this is happening to me...how did things get this way?

Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.

Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?

by fishoil October 24, 2009

facebook sucker

Facebook sucker is a person you hate who accepts you're friend invite.

you accepted my friend invite when it really was an enemy invite you facebook sucker.

by callmewhitey December 8, 2009

facebook fallout

(Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.

Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!

by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011

Facebook chair

Toilet

over text...

D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.

by Jashy December 7, 2010

Facebook stall

The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline

-Why is she not replying/commenting while it's clear that she is on facebook?
-Facebook stall

by REDHANDED September 18, 2010

Facebook Douchebaggery

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.

Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."

by PMTran June 10, 2011

Facebook haunting

When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.

Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.

by double 3's May 1, 2010