Someone who posts lengthy essays on someone else's miserable status, giving them deep, personal information that all of their facebook friends can see. It's quite cheesy.
Some Kid: Wow, my life is over. I CAN'T believe this is happening to me...how did things get this way?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
by fishoil October 24, 2009
Get the Dr. Facebook mug.The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!
Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.
by Fredrickss January 18, 2010
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Get the facebook sucker mug.Writing a sentence beginning with the words "name is" and then changing to a different sentence completely, such as the way you used to do on statuses on Facebook.
Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"
by zyrone March 1, 2009
Get the facebook construct mug.The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline
by REDHANDED September 18, 2010
Get the Facebook stall mug.(Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.
Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!
by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011
Get the facebook fallout mug.The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.
To make up lies to make your self feel better.
To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
To make up lies to make your self feel better.
To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.
"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.
Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.
Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
by Capa March 28, 2013
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