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fart muffler

A term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister muffler installed on an automobile. The described is usually seen at the rear of the vehicle. Typically seen on Asian automobiles, although rare sightings have been seen also to be installed on a domestic vehicle. The owner is a self-proclaimed "tool" who just needs to "cut that shit".
Hey, did you just see that fart muffler on that car?
Dude, why did you get that "gay" fart muffler?
by BBRX8 October 31, 2009
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fart muffler

The act of holding toilette paper over the rectum while passing gas in a public restroom stall in order to conceal the noise of flatulating.
Because the ladies room was full, Erin used a fart muffler to conceal her true intentions in the stall.
by SKN December 9, 2006
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the gringo fart

the all mighty ,holy grail of farts,the loudest,smelliest fart in all existence...
i have never smelled the gringo fart my sir
by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004
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Fart Smella

Smart fella by day
Fart smella by night
You’re always fart smellaing me bro
by M money and big k February 18, 2022
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a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.
Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.
by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013
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Fart Karma

The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.
Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?
by Slim Shane-e July 5, 2012
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fart weeder

one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart
i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours
by mr. garbear December 10, 2016
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