Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

by 94Lex January 19, 2020

get out of my ear

When u tell someone to leave u alone and or be quiet.

“Ur gay”said Justin,
“Get out of my ear Justin”.

by Fortnitesuperultragamerdudebro August 12, 2021

ear emoji

small ear piercing, used to show what mood the wearer is in

"whats up with that dude having 4 studs in one ear"
"they're just his ear emoji, relax"

by slutslayer5000 September 15, 2013

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

dick for ears

When someone has poor taste in music

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking

by Morbabe July 15, 2018