Double Crack

To have a massive ass that is too big to be a circle so it grew a bottom layer

Dude, seriously that bitch is huge, check out that double crack!

by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010

double middle

1. At times when not one middle finger will suffice, but the almighty double.

2. When two middle fingers are thrown up to the sky.

Term was originally coined by doublemiddle.com

I went to the mall and got arrested by a mall cop so I gave him the double middle!

by TheChangeMaster November 24, 2010

double bubble back puff o' lump

a fart that travels up the back of your pants along your booty crack

joanna had a double bubble back puff o' lump at work today and scared all the customers away.

by jlaur623 December 6, 2010

double-barrel sunrise

When commits suicide with a shotgun, it is the remnants left on the wall (and ceiling) behind them.

He left his wife and kids.... and a double-barrel sunrise.

by Lord Sayten March 6, 2011

double blood bang

Simultaneously having vaginal and anal sexual intercourse with a woman who is menstruating. The anal blood can be either from vaginal transfer or rectal bleeding.

Dude, you should see my sheets. The chick I picked up last night turned into a double blood bang!

by Hank Flannigan June 14, 2011

double comment

when you're on facebook...and some hyperactive facebook user is commenting back to back before you can finish your own frickin comment

status: yea this movie is crazyy :)

friend: what movie
(you begin to type...paranormal act...)
friend (double commenting): duuuude did you see the new winnie the pooh movie??? its frickin awesome!!
you: winnie the pooh??
friend: you have toooo!!
(you try to respond... im not really into winn...)
friend (double commenting again): i saw it with my mom last nighhht!!! then we went for icecream tooo!! mom is great :D
(you silently -__-)

by ninaskye August 21, 2011

double door ass

A person with an ass so large that they must open both doors to fit through

Friend 1: Whoah, she's massive
Friend 2: Yeah, she's got a double door ass

by ungrateful bastard August 22, 2011