dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017

dodie yellow

Sunshiney, hazey and dreamy yellow that fits dodie's brand. Not too blocky, not too mustardy, not too lemony.

"Is this dodie yellow?"
"Nah, it's too mustardy"

by Dodiestan February 5, 2017

Dode

A person that walks and talk like a person with who is retarded.

"That dude is such dode"
"My brother walked up to a girl and moaned, he is such a dode"

by Dode dode February 15, 2017

Dodo

Someone who is acting/being dumb, stupid, retarded, ect...

Why the fuck is she putting socks in her lunchbox??? She's such a fucking dodo!

by Softballlife12345 May 18, 2017

dodhia

a very sexual person who likes to get the dodhia action. She is usualy a person who is small and works at a school (woolwich poly)

Anybody want the dodhia action

by Hrileywith the dodhia action June 16, 2017

Doddi

Zimbabwean use it as a silly insult, a word for shit.

Shaneequa you are huge doddi

by Zeedd June 24, 2017

Dodded

To manipulate the truth to your own ends. To prevaricate, lie or dissemble until even the most rational person believes the shit you are spewing.

I should never have done what he said, I was totally Dodded

by SeanyD July 5, 2017