Nomm nomm disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a bad case of nomm nomm disease and am overweight.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.

Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.

by Catlover145 June 24, 2017

Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases Are Cognitive Behavioral Skills

Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases Are Cognitive Behavioral Skills

Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases Are Cognitive Behavioral Skills

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 19, 2025

FlowerPetal Disease

FlowerPetal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki, being quite similar to the coughing of flowers by Patient A The causing of FlowerPetal disease is from in relationship, one sided love, where Patient A or B show no reply of feelings back, but date the person pitfully, to taunt the relationship, pretending to love them, making the person who liked them, blindsided, unaware of the falsehood of lies being used against them, the person faking the love, may end up ignoring the person with feelings, or cheat on them, etc. breaking their hearts slowly, then break up with person who had feelings, hence causing FlowerPetal Disease, though, it is quite rare as chances of it happening are quite low, 2/10 people in a room may have it. Patients may use a mask when they first discover they have it, then get medicine prescribed for it once it becomes worse. Surgery is an option, though is quite risky of death. 5/10 patients who have gotten the surgery have died, others getting extremely bad symptoms after the surgery, leading to needing meds to help with that, or more surgeries, so most advise not to get the surgery, and to try the medicine to see if that works.

Usually as you have it longer, you will notice that you can predict or notice the days it will act up, or before you start coughing, the flowers invade a small portion of your lungs, making it harder to breathe, but do not make it too much harder to do daily actives, though making it where you may need to take more breaks.

Definition / Define:

a person coughing up flowers from a broken relationship once over
person coughs flowers from an illness because of onesided love

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Example:
She stood up, leaving the room in a rush to the hall, and began coughing up damp white petals.

Do you have "FlowerPetal Disease"?

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Pronounced:
Flow-er- pet-al dis-ease

by eggs_cosplays February 16, 2022

Buttsex Disease

A disease in witch the sufferer is allways salty about things done to them or dumb things they have done, even if it happened years ago. Another word for this symptom is "butt hurt".

Due to his Buttsex Disease, Simon was still mad Nate killed him in Minecraft.

by ThePTFOGuy July 5, 2018

song disease

songs disease-when you hear a song for the first time and you don't like it and after a while you hear it again and you fall madly in love with it thinking 'why the fuck i didn' t like this in the first place the first time'

eg: I don't like Lana del Rey's song but after a while I find again and it hits me with its deepness, and this is a song disease

by stefmar551 September 25, 2020

lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease that affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within a 5 minute period, they die.

"ayo, lemme see james charles' ass"
"why?"
"cuz i got lackofjamescharles disease"

by Senetsu December 7, 2020