Sparkly David

When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.
I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.
by SmkenKC'sfinest February 05, 2015
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David Thewlis

smart, cool dude who plays rj lupin best and actually grew up above a shophouse and is also a writer
Oh have you heard of David Thewlis
ye the the dude who runs from sex in hp right
no that's remus lupin but ye
by LupinIsLyfe140212 February 28, 2021
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David's Toybox

A white trailer used to torture and sexually torture victims in. It includes a homemade shock chair, BDSM sex toys and torture devices.
I'm gonna take that chick to David's Toybox
by SoundsAboutRight February 15, 2016
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David Zaydman

A name typically given to a Russian Jew who is tall, smart, funny, and sexy. He is athletic and would make sure you will have a good time with him no matter who you are. However, if you annoy him a lot, he would hunt you down and be an asshole to you too. He typically likes money and does one sport well. He also enjoys looking and taking pictures of cars.
Person 1: Wow is that David Zaydman?
Person 2: OMFG that is!
Both: I want to be like him.
by AwesomeDMZ May 04, 2021
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The David Lindberg

The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.
Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.
by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011
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david roddy

A person whom is an absolute retard, who thinks he's cool and he isn't.
That david roddy kid is so stupid.
by SlayerPlayZz July 10, 2018
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david perez

The sweetest person alive. They have the biggest heart will help anyone in need. If you find one keep them forever and ever you will never regret it.
Damn, I'm so lucky to have David Perez in my life.
by Jokerkillsbatman December 19, 2016
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