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David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded
by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021
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David Clemans

God David Clemans is lookin' like a damn SNACK.
by gefeckles September 10, 2021
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David Cameroned

When something got so hard it's all they can think about for two years but you go and chill on a beach in another country.
My friend got David Cameroned by her ex boyfriend last year and still talks about it the whole time, I swear if he wasn't in Costa Rica right now I'd break his fucking legs.

I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.
by Largedwarf April 13, 2019
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David Casuares

A kid with a bowl cut and a small penis. He suffered anal rape by his father, and his nickname is either Igor or Monkey.
Isn’t that David Casuares the retarded kid?
by I’mFromCalifornia1988 February 8, 2019
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david arsoski

david arsoski Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
by david arsoski October 15, 2020
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Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.
Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!
by timboslice84 August 1, 2014
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