i’m on canada

she’s on her period bro.

“I’m on canada”. -girl

“okay i’ll give you a unlimited supply of food!”

by koymal June 3, 2022

canada

the worst place ever <3333

i hate canada. they dont have caprisun

by carolsnova June 28, 2022

Canada's History

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.

Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.

by The Great White North February 4, 2010

Demoted to Canada

Shitcanned.

He is a moron. Management finally got smart and he Got Demoted to Canada.

by scratchy2868 May 12, 2019

Canada

Russia's favourite Child,
America's youngest son,
The country Britain simps for,
Known for snow and ice hockey.

People living in Canadia are called Canadans

by Pussypiggy11245567900264829472 February 12, 2022

Canada

The only place where you can experience 4 seasons in 1 day

Person 1: Man, why did we have to live in Canada, it went from windier than Detroit to 70 degrees in an hour
Person 2: I know, It was raining this afternoon and snowing this morning!

by IamBW April 27, 2023

Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."

That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010