Death bro

The end result of being betrayed by a bro or when someone is not fulfilling all their duties and obligations as a best friend or bro; usually following multiple violations of brobation.

-This is the third time this month Ryan was a no show at the bar when he's scheduled to be my wingman. He's clearly ignored the warnings and the brobation period, if it happens one more time I have no choice but to put him on death bro.

by Mathias woodbine October 12, 2011

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bro ho

a dirty skank who likes to give bro's (guys with big trucks and small penises) head and wears mini backpacks and has herpes.

That bro ho really needs to be kicked in the crotch.

by hothotheat January 26, 2003

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Bro hoe

A girl mainly between the ages of 13-26.
Knows how to have fun.
"dgafs" Doesnt give a fuck.
Usually has hair bleeched on top and black on the bottem.
wears short skirts or sweat pants daily.
Wears brands such as; Fox, Srh, 187 inc, mob inc, brohoe in., skin, infamous etc.
Says things like chill, dank, bunk, radical, dude, swoop, roll, krew.
Rolls with a krew.
Is down with there shit.
Smokes hookah and marijuana, drinks too much.
Rides dirtbikes.
Drives lifted trucks or rides in them.
Some are sluts others are just down.

I fucking hate preps who think they can fuck with a bro hoe.

by kristyy November 26, 2007

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BRO-FRO

A massive head of hair resulting from lack of maintenance from a barber, stylist, or simply, a set of hair clippers. The individual who has his hair christened with this descriptive word cannot be of African descent, since the hair type belonging to this race has an unfair advantage in achieving fro status, thus, disqualifying them from receiving such title. Also, depending on the region, junglehead can be substituted for the above mentioned word.

Damn, dude. have you seen Rob Machado lately? He's rockin' a massive BRO-FRO.

by el_canela_long_beach October 14, 2008

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Bro Fun

Bro Fun is the act of two completely straight Bros hanging out and if dry (not having sexual encounters for more than 2 days can have a short time of basically hooking up with each other without being gay. Only Bros have a right to do this, if you are a male and are not a Bro, then you will be considered gay. Using the rule of Bro Fun, Bros can make out, give handjobs and/or blowjobs and masterbate together, but no inserting of the penis into te anus of the other Bro. That is always gay. Have fun Bros!

Tom: Bro, i havent gotten a blow job in two days
Jake: Wanna use Bro Fun?
Tom: Yea man lets go!

Bro 1: Dude let's Bro Fun
Bro 2: Alright but its not gay right?
Bro 1: Not according to the Bro Fun rules!
Bro 2:Lets go!

by BrosGoForHoes July 6, 2010

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Bro Ho

A Girl Who Usually Looks like the following:

-Dirty Blonde Hair
- Some Sort Of Skate, Surf, Snow Trucker Hat
- Unnecessarily Big Sunglasses (white framed)
- Some dumb shade of lip stick, and too much eyeliner
- A wife beater of various colors
- Either jeans or those dumb skirt things that are usuall way to short for their ugly, knobby legs.
- Low Top Converse

They can be seen hanging with those desert dudes that go out and ride dirt bikes every weekend. The Bro Ho has never been on a Dirtbike or Quad Herself. They pretend to like beer, and precede to get drunk with the fellas. They are ugly skanks. The End

That bro ho looks like a dude

by KRed January 3, 2006

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