Brandon

He looks like a confused thumb with hair and A LOT of acne.

Brandon has long hair, covered in acne, sarcastic asf An asshole asf and always has headphones in.

by HiMyNameIsNo. August 14, 2020

brandon

my boyfriend. the most perfect person in the world. i love him so much it’s not even funny anymore. he has a big dick too

i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)

by ur mum lol 69420 February 21, 2021

brandon

some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.

random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...

by ayooooooooooo July 29, 2021

Frothy Bronson

(1) Defining a heady beer as in a Guiness or an innapropriately poured beer from a keg.

(2) A general term for a delicious drink of beer

Todd: Hey, dammit! Mike can't pour beer from a keg right. All he gives me are frothy bronsons. Too much foam

Greg: Dude, let's go buy a twelver of frothy bronsons.

by Bob is a douche March 22, 2010

sloppy bronson

A shit shooting gun used commonly in New York as a hate crime and in Arkansas as a mating call

Also a sexual act with poo poo

Look at this camel herder Paulie hit him with the sloppy Bronson.

Hey bo I really like Tammy Lynn I think I'm gonna give her the sloppy Bronson right in her face suieeee.

Hey man I was with carol last night and put it in her butt. I got poppies in my peephole so when I came on her face she got the sloppy Bronson

by Nugly Doolittle October 17, 2013

Daddy brandon

A boy who smokes and drinks and is a criminal and loves when a girl asks to fuck

Me: daddy Brandon fuck me harder

Daddy Brandon: yes babygirl I'ma get ur pussy wet
Me: cum inside me daddy

by #420daddy June 18, 2017

Brandon Calvillo

A terrible youtuber that makes bad videos and are not funny. Just a fuckin morron depressed just to get attention.

Person 1: XXXEmilyHeatherQueenXXX makes terrible videos. She also bullies people and she thinks she the best. she a bitch.
Person 2: IKR! She's so Brandon Calvillo

by Gold Angel Diamonds July 11, 2018