snail beef

Snail beef is snail beef. Snail beef is used academically in Harvard University, and other professional academic resources. Snail beef originated from mars, bitch.

“What is that thing?”
“snail...”
“snail beef.”

by baboon pickle October 26, 2017

Beef Weak

1. Someone who's just utterly pathetic, bit of a moron.
2. Used in context do describe a mate saying how silly they are in a joking way.

See also wasteman and noob

Emmie: Hey you two guess what?
Tanya: What?
Dan: What
Emmie: BEEF WEAKSS!

by DanJn_n November 2, 2010

Anal beef

When you and your girl are doing anal and your girl takes a load on your wiener and you didn't pull out and then she farts and her load flies on your face.

*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.

"Yo, she just anal beefed on him!"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

Beef Stroganoff

Pouring copious amounts of lubricant on the vagina lips and instead of fucking the vagina you fuck the pussy lips vertically until ejaculation is reached.

"Hey girl, I'm going to give you that beef stroganoff tonight"

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

Beef O'Brady

Where a woman puts a beefstick all the way up her ass, and then proceeds to poop it out while another person takes bites from it as it appears.

Last night, my wife came home with a Slim Jim and we did a Beef O'Brady.

by Darkearwig August 31, 2017

Barber's Beef

After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.

Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 19, 2019

couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.

That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.

by cameronbeef November 7, 2013