bacon shoulders

to sit behind someone in a lecture and nestle bacon on their shoulders in the interest of creating an aura of humiliation around the individual

im going to make that nerd with the lazy eye bacon shoulders next period, he deserves it!!

by matt porter April 23, 2008

Bacon Bug

Bacon Bug

Another term for the H1N1 Flu Virus, also known as the "Swine Flu." The H1N1 Flu was dubbed the "Bacon Bug" by a native Tampa, FL man.

That muthafucka is spreadin the damn bacon bug all over the damn place! Now I'm as sick as a pig!

by Sumo813 September 20, 2009

bacon

Skipping yards in a swimming set. Typically done by the scum of the earth, like the douches over at Fremd High School.

George: Yo homes, we got a butterfly set comin up maaaaaaan.
Dinger: Balls, don't worry we'll just bacon the shit out of it.

by manofdaeast January 18, 2011

put some bacon on it

it means if something goes wrong put some bacon on it

my taxes are stupid "put some bacon on it"

by MS_JAMES December 6, 2016

bacon

the sack of fatty fat that hangs from a cat or occaisionally a person's mid-section.

hey... there goes mr. whiskers! look at that bacon wiggle.

by ninjapants September 13, 2003

Bacon

Term for a woman's FAT ass. Usually, plump, and has a slight giggle when she walks

"Damn yo, that bitch's got a fat piece of bacon"

by NCSU April 22, 2003

Bacon Flavored Penis

Basically Its a penis that is bacon flavored. Randomly made up when me and my friends where at the movies.

I want your *Bacon Flavored Penis* or BFP

by DarkBeauty May 13, 2006