I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

I am scared of sleeping

Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hi I am scared of sleeping

by Blueprint7 March 8, 2022

Am I funny?

no, go to hell

Am I funny?

by whyshoulditypeanameforthisthis March 9, 2022

omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

if you put it in a google doc i looks like people fighting

O O O
-()-/ /()\ |\

L L II / \ omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

O O O
-()-/ /()\ |\

L L II / \ omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

fighting guys it means

by wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,mnbv March 11, 2022

am kid

An abbreviation for "I'm kidding".

friend: ur mom died
me: WHAT
friend: am kid

by iXCanabelyzeXi March 20, 2022

Am

When someone uses “Am” instead of “I’m ” or “I am” I just assume they’re stupid, it just doesn’t sound good.

Am going to the grocery store.

by Jordan6Infared March 25, 2022

i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker

Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 1, 2022