a: yo i heard Travis Scott was born on april 30
b:well that means hes a dumb fuck
travis scott: it is i travis scott its lit im the highest in the room
a: bruh
b:well that means hes a dumb fuck
travis scott: it is i travis scott its lit im the highest in the room
a: bruh
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Get the april ninth mug.A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.
Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:
In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:
'A very strange moment'
Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:
In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:
'A very strange moment'
1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again
Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May
2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise
Yeah I know I walked into a table
3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!
Did I?
Yes...look!
Bugger me...I did!
Il help you clean it up if you like?
Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May
2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise
Yeah I know I walked into a table
3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!
Did I?
Yes...look!
Bugger me...I did!
Il help you clean it up if you like?
Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
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