john ha

The act of willingly giving your bros a blowjob because they've had a rough week.

Hey I could really use a John ha

by Cornmuffin391 March 30, 2016

John Stones

Franz Beckenbauer from Barnsley. Only better. And passes more balls.

He just passes everything with style, he is such a John Stones.

by herofromzerofromhero July 8, 2018

john swan

john swan is a mute swan he is an amazing youtuber and worthy of being stanned 💞💞💞

"hold up is that john swan?"

"yeah"

"damn he's really COOL"

by CliffsX June 2, 2019

The John Snow

Right before you bust a nut you scream "Winter is coming"

"Last night I me and my girlfriend were going at it and I did the John snow"

by Long dong danny July 14, 2018

Amy-John

A lesbian. Plain and simple.

Don't try and hit on those women over there, they are a bunch of Amy-Johns.

by Nerd Flanders February 28, 2015

papa johned

When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.

See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html

I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.

by Ilsun May 1, 2007

John Harris

A nerd Motherfucker with a big forehead and purple penis.
Any individual with the name John Harris has more than likely seen their dads anaconda. (probs in the shower).
John a cocky motherfucker with a furry pseudonym called penisMCcloud. (garfield)

Damn John Harris, you a swaggy motherfucker!

by penisMCcloud August 20, 2018