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Get the Wet Fish mug.by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004
Get the fish mitten mug.Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!
Spermy desires a penis, you see.
In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.
He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile
Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.
Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy desires a penis, you see.
In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.
He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile
Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.
Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB
Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.
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Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.
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by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010
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Someone who lies or hides truths poorly
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Someone who lies or hides truths poorly
I saw Kyle making out with Marge in the break room, and then when I asked him about it he said he didn't. He is such a lying fish.
by LadyAlkro January 16, 2011
Get the lying fish mug.The art of fishing for rats with normal fishing tackle. This is typically done in an Urban setting where the fisherman has a greater chance of snagging a rat. The fisherman typically has a better chance of catching a rat when he is on higher ground, a balcony is a good place. Typical bait would include anything from you garbage can but onl bologna and chicken prove to be the best.
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Get the rat fishing mug.mystery fish is another word for a gross vagina. Its any girl that has been around and possibly contracted an std. You have no clue where she has been or who she has been with, therefore she could be called "mystery fish"
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Get the mystery fish mug.Jim: "Hey Mike, let's go get one of those Fish Snackers."
Mike: "No thanks, I've already slept with your girlfriend."
Mike: "No thanks, I've already slept with your girlfriend."
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