blowjob girlfriend

blowjob girlfriend only does blow jobs and nothing else no emotional support just blow jobs.

I wish I had a blowjob girlfriend

by [e-mail] December 6, 2021

Girlfriend Game

an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.

a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.

eg. starbound, stardew valley

dude 1 : what do you think about starbound
dude 2 : it's such a girlfriend game

by bobobo bobo bobo August 12, 2019

Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.

A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!

by leadrock December 4, 2022

girlfriend grenade

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.

I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.

by acs35 February 26, 2024

Soft girlfriend remarks

When a girl makes remarks that a girlfriend should make,

Oh your using soft girlfriend remarks

by Slow_gls August 29, 2025

girlfriend

smth u 100% don't have and never will

carl: omg i got a girlfriend!

sam: lucky, i still haven't gotten one

carl : skill issue

by 00dd3y3 October 24, 2023

National Girlfriend Appreciation Fortnite

February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get

“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)

“Oh fuck” (friend 2)

by Hfbdnsne February 3, 2024