Buffalo Boot

a swift kick to the chest to save someone's life (i.e. restart a heart)

"Don't worry bro - I will give you the ole buffalo boot."

by buffalobootsdontcomeoutatnight January 5, 2017

Shoot and Boot

Shoot your load and boot them out.

I'd shoot and boot that chick.

by torminator October 16, 2012

Re-Boot

when an electrical appliance / machine like a photocopier, computer / printer doesn't want to work and in a vain attempt to get the said appliance working, the user will kick (boot) the machine / appliance to try and get it to work

"the photocopier doesn't seem to be working"

"here let me see if I can re-boot it"

by red booter July 30, 2012

boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.

setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money

by catpaw September 1, 2012

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

jesus booting it

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

by out4answers August 25, 2013

red boots

Jillian's conformist ideals which result in her being a wannabe hipster.

The worst kind of insult to give someone named Jillian. It shows how she can't be a yuppy so she has to go for the next best thing.

She's such a red boots wearing bitch

by Dub3530 October 5, 2013