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Nowadays, youtube has become a medium for some folks to rant about what they dont have the heart to say in person to somebody.
Some people are turning youtube into an unhilarious joke.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
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Youtuber

Someone making money off halfass videos about nothing. Useless people, world would be better without them.
"So your a youtuber? How is pornindustry these days?"
Youtuber - "Its hard, but got to penetrate different markets to support the youtube videos. Having a blast off thought, I'm coming along!"
by swag wag December 26, 2017
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youtube dad

the dad if you dont have a dad! The one that teaches you stuff that your father would've teached you, but on youtube. For example how to change the motor oil or to replace a fuse in the fuse box! This father doesnt give you love but he really helps.
i dont have a dad, but i have a youtube dad that teaches me dad-stuff.
by hypn1c December 25, 2018
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YouTube Ad-Blockers

This is the most useful extension for watching a YouTube video seamlessly without getting interrupted by Google's petty ads (Why does big companies ruin everything single innocent thing anyway?)

Basically, it just blocks every single ad that tries to bother you and keep you away from watching your video. This includes ads that are inappropriate and not safe for children. It seems so necessarily, and the good thing is, most of them are free! Yay! No ads! Literally a haven for us, right?

Not for long. YouTube used to be the best and only video site I relied on for years, but now it's a goddang mess in this 2020s decade. It's a pile of kaka that smells like greed. You know why?

IN AROUND 2023, THEY LITERALLY JUST BUILT A SYSTEM THAT ABSOLUTELY ERADICATES EVERY SINGLE AD-BLOCKER, DISPLAY A BLACK SCREEN SO THAT THE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO YOU'RE WATCHING CAN'T PLAY, AND SHOWS YOU THE TEXT:
‘Ad-blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service’

Like dude, who the hell would read ToSes? I mean, good for you if you had the time and balls to read them, but this is inhumane to sane people. There are millions of people using YouTube, and the majority can't waste their time having to buy premium for just the sake of ‘removing ads’. There are thousands of poor people, you know?

A literal dumb move that Google pulled-off out of their scummy arses. YouTube was good before, and now they're making it dystopic and unpleasant and immoral, and… yeah.

I hope the world will be better soon :`)
Person from 2022: Oh god, these YouTube Ad-Blockers are saving me a ton of time to not watch these annoying ads that come out of my (f-word)-ing screen! Enabling extensions like this make me feel like I'm in heaven! Betchya YouTube couldn't do anything about it >:D

Person from 2024: Erm, actually, you can't use them anymore, since YouTube (or Google actually) heard about this situation and just straight up built a system that blocks every ad-blocker and notifies you with a black screen telling you that you ‘violated’ their ToS and that YouTube Ads actually ‘benefit’ those you watch and create the wonders of art.

Person from 2022: For realsies? I am gonna experience this in 2 years?

Person from 2024: Yeah, sorry, bro. The world got way worse after COVID, at least in terms of technology, but even then we still have global warming. This planet sucks, and it's our fault.

Person from 2022: True, and to you, Google, insults Google in the most unfriendly manner. I WILL BLOCK YOUR HEART ARTIERIES, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOOGLE??? (F-WORD) YOU CAPITALISM, AND GREEDY BIG COMPANIES! Drops f-bomb and shows their middle finger

Person from 2024: Uh… you consider that if Google hears about this, and about free speech, um…

Person from 2022: Friendly goodbye, then goes outside and touches grass
by Wallflower_Blushed_68 October 19, 2024
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Youtube

A website where you can watch videos like Vlogs,Gaming or even ASMR. The website was made in 2005 in San Bruno, California. And if you have a Google account. You can make videos of whatever topic you like. The total currency made in 2005 to 2020 is $1.6b. If you want to explore Youtube. Then type youtube.com in your browser or install it in your Tablet or Phone.
Im watching Youtube, I want to watch youtube.
by TheMaskGuy November 21, 2020
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Goatted YouTuber

Goatted is a Goatted YouTuber
by Goatted January 3, 2023
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YouTube Vermin

Hym "It is kind of fun being a content guy... I'm kind of like a YouTube vermin. I mean, I also literally created A.I. and am better than everyone and if you added up all of the money I've generated it would be worth more than YouTube's entire net worth... But aisde from that, I'm like you! Except better... Better in every way!"
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
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