Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Just makes people mad af.

Friend: I bet that girl ADORES pussy.

Asshole: Wait! That means your mom just heard you insulting her!

by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 9, 2022

your mom

her skirt was very short last night

I like the way your mom was laying on her bed

by 1/;ss September 23, 2023

Your mom

Your mom is a joke, a joke that lots of kids/teenagers jokes about.But sometimes gets out of hands.

“Hey jimmy” “yeah what” “Your mom is so fat that she struggled to give birth to you😂” “...” “?” “So you have chosen death.”

by Bunlikesboba December 14, 2022

Your mom

What I did last night

Your mom is really hot

by The guy that did your mom last April 15, 2022

your mom

the fattest animal on earth

also used as a filler in case any body asks something

hey boys what are we doin tonight
YOUR MOM

by big man gerald May 8, 2022