George Washingtoad

The liberator of the 13 mushroom colonies and the Money Guy

Her: You must be the liberator of the 13 mushroom colonies if you think we’re fucking
George Washingtoad: I’m the Money Guy

by anonymous November 16, 2022

Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022

Ball washing

It is when you approach someone kindly then get aggressively abused on the backend.

Do you want the gap insurance for your car?

Hey bro, are you ball washing me?

by Ytowngames November 20, 2022

George Washington

ive saw his ghost in the white house

dumb 1: watch out george washington there
dumb 2: rly

by shpik December 20, 2022

Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...

"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."

by josephtacos December 29, 2022

Donald worshiper

Someone who swallows everything that comes out of a Donald, even against their own interests.

The Donald worshipers are afraid to admit that he's worse than Jeffrey Epstein. 👀

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Kayden Washington

my gayass friend

Kayden Washington is a gayass who doesn’t like country music

by soggybreadtime January 6, 2023