Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown humans.

Run away it’s a fat alien whale!

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

Tougher than whale shit

Tough, like REALLY tough! Like tougher than you thought was possible. Could refer to a person, a team, or a terrible piece of meat!

Ivan Drago beat the hell out of Rocky, but Rocky came back and whooped his ass! Rocky is tougher than whale shit!

That steak was so overcooked, it was tougher than whale shit.

by Rhino43050 August 23, 2024

/whale

the act of raging which results in a person leaving a game and being nowhere to be found for 2 weeks.

Don't bully him in Fortnite he will /whale.

by sweeshji December 28, 2023

Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.

"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale

by tonysuave August 15, 2010

Ernie Whale

Incredibly smart and attractive man. true story

Wow I wanna be like Ernie WHale

by EmilyLovesMeRight October 11, 2021

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

White Whale

When you pack someone's asshole with cocaine, with the anticipation they will pass gas. When they fart, creating that beautiful blowhole effect, you snort that freshly scented cocaine fart up.

Let me snort that coke outta your ass, white whale style.

by FarkDaNarc October 1, 2019