Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022

running touch

Having anal sex with a close male friend

‘Jacob and I are gonna stop in for a bit before running touch’

by Deez al Schmeezal April 20, 2023

Touched It Down

Past tense noun-to-verb translation of touchdown.

He touched it down!

by Utmostly January 19, 2020

Mianus touching your Uranus

Means your following too close, your tailgating,you don't know how to drive!!

When your too close to my bumper driving mianus touching your Uranus

by Hippiechef February 2, 2023

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

Touch me not

I'll give but don't do it too me

I'll give u oral but I don't want it back * don't touch me)

Body " I'm not the one to play with like a touch me not, ah" megan thee stallion

by brafy May 10, 2022