Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!

Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.

I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.

by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 24, 2025

Touch money!

term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.

"A'ght main, take care! Touch money!"

by Brandaids May 7, 2021

touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

Touching Life Globally

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Touching Life Globally

by MGpharma September 25, 2020

Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

by honneamise March 29, 2021