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fart muffler

The act of holding toilette paper over the rectum while passing gas in a public restroom stall in order to conceal the noise of flatulating.
Because the ladies room was full, Erin used a fart muffler to conceal her true intentions in the stall.
by SKN December 9, 2006
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Bus-Fart

The wind a bus makes 10 foot after the bus passes a predestrian!
Jack and Jill are walking home, a city bus passes them and then the bus's slipstream wind hits them and Jill turns to Jack ans says "did you feel the bus-fart" to which Jack says "yes I did"
by Tollywordsmith September 16, 2009
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fart and part

the act of farting before leaving a room
Man: Dude, Greg pulled a major fart and part before he left my house yesterday. The smell lasted forever!
by happytobe May 25, 2009
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Jetson fart

Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.
I just totally Jetson farted my way down that moving walkway, bro.
by Brodium Dudeconate July 13, 2010
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headphone fart

unintentionally farting too loud while in a open space with co-workers without hearing it yourself since you are wearing headphones
Dude: "ah today i let go a headphone fart at work..."
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"
by masterblaster82 September 11, 2011
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Fart Marmot

When a girl has a hairy asscrack it is considered a fart marmot.
"Holy crap, when she bent over you could see her hairy fart marmot."
by kattih February 9, 2009
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Thrust Fart

When one sitting on a hard surface farts and it preceeds to build up inbetween the cheeks before release, thus giving the feeling of lift.
What was that?
I totally just thrust farted.
What was ur altitude?
About 2 inches man..I shoudnt have ate that mexican food.
by Rdkill March 8, 2009
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