Anal beef

When you and your girl are doing anal and your girl takes a load on your wiener and you didn't pull out and then she farts and her load flies on your face.

*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.

"Yo, she just anal beefed on him!"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

Beef Jerky

a meat rasin

did you know beef jerky is just a meat rasin?

by meat_rasin_lmao February 12, 2017

snail beef

Snail beef is snail beef. Snail beef is used academically in Harvard University, and other professional academic resources. Snail beef originated from mars, bitch.

“What is that thing?”
“snail...”
“snail beef.”

by baboon pickle October 26, 2017

Beef Chungus

Beef Chungus: Chunks of Beef

Honey I made some beef chungus for dinner

by Diqueef January 12, 2021

Hot Beef

A jalapeno-tinged expulsion of gas from the back door. Often the result of the decision to stop for gas station breakfast burritos.

We were somewhere around Barstow, at the edge of the desert, when we smelled jimmy's Hot Beef from the back seat.

by SpiralSuitcase August 13, 2019

couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.

That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.

by cameronbeef November 7, 2013

Beef Pants

Common misinterpretation of the chant "defense!" often heard at American football games.

Why is everyone yelling beef pants?

by Mel4000 January 3, 2011