bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.

Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.

by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 6, 2023

Bed body

Someone who likes to stay in the bed.

She is a bed body.

by anonymous June 8, 2024

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022

Shit the Bed

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “

Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!

by Night-crew December 15, 2021

puts to bed

deal with something conclusively.

"I hope that puts to bed all the nonsense"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Raw bedding

Going straight to bed after working out without showering. Meant to restore equilibrium to one's microbiome.

We might want to stay at yours tonight babe, I've been raw bedding this week.

by Alpha-bedder December 7, 2024

bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.

*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought

by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022