bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
by Davidfreesefan23 May 08, 2019
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Bed-Grump

A word for a dude who wants to be alone when he sleeps cause he feels gay when he sleep next to a guy.
"I am such a Bed-Grump."
by yomama996 December 23, 2023
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Depression Bed

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.
My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.
by RichGirlLAvibe January 04, 2022
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Depp Bed

A bed covered in feces. Most likely put there by Amber Heard
This girl came over and dropped a deuce in my bed last night and gave me Depp bed.
by Isthisnametaken April 27, 2022
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bed chocolate

Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.
Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.

Hobo 2: STANKY!
by killbo December 10, 2011
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Danger bed

When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.

AKA hotel back-yourself.
1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see
by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019
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Bed angle

an snow angle on your bed and no snow.
by cyclonne June 26, 2019
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