Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.

I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.

by Juanaconda May 31, 2022

Salty spittoon

When he comes in your mouth, you make it come out of your eyeball and shoot it back in his mouth.

Omg Cameron gave Tarynn a salty spittoon and it was so cool!

by Bitchinkristoff March 18, 2018

salty martinez

When a guy cums on a taco and feeds it to you.

Girl, you look hungry... I'ma feed you a salty Martinez.

by Jomart443 December 12, 2016

Salty Fish Boy

someone who plays the game "Krunker" with moderate skill yet gets extremely enraged when there is a "GG"

wow vimier is a "Salty Fish Boy"

by BigmanRonnie October 20, 2018

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 30, 2020

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019