Cullen syndrome

the longing for something unattainable(could be a person or inhuman object) to the point of near insanity.

inspired by Edward cullen of the twilight seires

a: dude my girl wants to go all the way, but i took a vow of chastity

B: dude you've got some serious cullen syndrome

by Logan-943 May 15, 2009

airport syndrome

When a person is waiting in the airport to take a flight, and they begin to show more affection to their friends and loved ones.

Geena wrote her friend she misses him. She usually doesn't say that, but she was in the airport and she has airport syndrome.

by kickb September 26, 2015

Allan Syndrome

being confused when you shouldn’t be and everyone around you knows what’s going on

“You got lost even tho u have been here 18296 times before u must have Allan syndrome”

by cooldude123987 February 27, 2019

Assassin's Syndrome

When you watch an assassin movie and you think everybody from greg down the street till Brad Pitt is trying to kill you because there an assassin

Guy 1: "Woah are you trying to kill me"
Guy 2: "Chill bro you just got Assassin's Syndrome from watching Bangkok Dangerous

by Tyedyeskyes July 13, 2011

iText syndrome

A term to express someone's angriness about the sms application on the iPhone because he can't use it and always types the wrong letter.

Jeff: Dude did you see how pissed Alex was last night?
David: Yeah man he threw his new iPhone against the wall because he couldn't manage to text with it. He totally had the iText syndrome.

by InEx-CoB February 1, 2009

Camasta syndrome

A disease that originated in Orange County California back in the last quarter of 1983. It's when Caucasian males entered this world and were missing certain chromosomes that cause a person to be heterosexual. Odd thing about this disease is the fascination with male reproductive organs from people of African decent. This disease has been under scientific study for quite some time now. It has been discovered that ingesting body fluids that are secreted from the reproductive organ is what causes people with this rare disease to become aroused. As of now there is no cure for this illness due to the fact that patients refuse treatment. It is clear that they are happy with their disease, and society needs to accept them.

Guy#1 "hey dog, check out that fool with the knee pads on. What's his deal?" Guy#2 "Oh that's the neighborhood toy. He has Camasta syndrome." Guy#1 "So your saying I don't have to worry about him taking any of the girls?" Guy#2 "Of course not!!!! Unless the girl turns black and grows a dick!!"

by Callitlikeitis February 24, 2013

Shopholm Syndrome

The resulting snobbish attitude of hourly-earning, high-end retail workers caused by prolonged exposure to rich, snobbish customers.

Shopholm Syndrome manifests when you are ignored because you don't look as wealthy as the stores usual patrons, snubbed when you ask for something you don't see on the shelves, etc. All this is contempt for you, the poorer shopper, who probably makes as much or more than they do in some office job.

by bobschriner April 20, 2009