Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”

Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-

by yourface019 January 10, 2021

Pipe

To fuck. That's it.

Aye dude, this girl wants to pipe this weekend, I'm so stoked!
Awh shit, here we go again.

by Nipple Cream Dealer June 10, 2019

Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes

I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.

by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 19, 2024

Pertifrated Pipe

A pertifrated pipe is designed with small slots or holes to allow water to exit or enter easily, but can only be supplied and installed in Sunderland.

This type of pipe is frequently used for underground drainage systems and other outdoor uses due to its ability to absorb and drain water in and around the Sunderland area.

We need to dig a trench to install the pertifrated pipe. This should resolve the drainage issues we have in Sunderland.

by Drainage King February 23, 2024

Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

pipe

often referred to a gun.

Let me tuck this pipe; the cops bout to pull up.

by intro291 March 7, 2021

peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017