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Jordan

Wow, that Jordan is an ass, huh?
by Jizo_Supremacy April 24, 2022
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Jordan

A man who LOVES Aiden's big balls in his mouth. Like he LOVES Aiden and Langston inside of him like he loves tongue kissing them 24/7 and just getting absolutely railed by them. I mean he's other that or a absolutely great guy and a amazing person fr.
I love people who Jordan I think
by jordanlover12YESyoujordanYOU December 23, 2024
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jordan rumbles

A jordan Rumbles is one of the greatest guys you’ll ever meet. He is kind, loving, patient and trustworthy. He will always keep your secrets, and drive you to work when your car decides not to work.

He is hard working, he doesn’t take the easy way out because he knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. He only has a small circle of friends who he trusts and absolutely adores.

He inspires you to do better, to be better.

He has an amazing sense of humor, it’s so good that you continue to be friends after he rejects you the first time you tried to kiss him. He has cute fluffy blonde hair and adorable freckles on his nose!

Jordan Rumbles is a good listener, he is always there. He is my best friend. You’d do anything for a Jordan Rumbles..
Jordan Rumbles is the perfect example of a great man.
by SouthAfricanStekkie November 22, 2021
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Jordan

A really weird/strange guy that you can't help but love.
Girl 1: Don't you just love Jordan?
Girl 2: How could you not?
by Carrot... January 29, 2017
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Jordan

a person with a overly massive GYATT, so big they cant fit it in a chair
when joey sits down he gets taller

he is a jordan
by anonymous June 18, 2024
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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
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The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”
Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan
by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022
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