joke

The link on Urban Dictionary when your friends take that joke a little too seriously.

Person A: Hey C you look as shitty as a camels abortion
Person B: Dude apologize, that's not nice of you to say
Person C:*Links them this definition of joke*

by kystor December 18, 2017

Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

inside jokes

i doubt the urban dictionary administrators will accept this

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Your pseudonym September 6, 2025

Mariya Joke

A joke that is painfully unfunny to everyone and makes you cringe thinking about.

*Mariya pretends to stab you with a knife and laughs about it*
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”

by Theodore Raz February 3, 2024

Nanny Joke

Oh, its just a trash joke that's more like a riddle.

It came from a few die-hard movies hidden in the movies.

Why did nobody give Elsa a balloon? Because she was gonna let it go!

That's a nanny joke

Que?

by Owen Is Such A Idiot Lol September 25, 2020

Joke

Jokes no longer exist. It's 2020 and everyone gets offended by the dumbest shit. I wish the world wasn't like this :c

Pedro Pony: I told her, that's not my dog that's my wife
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude

Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke

Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony

Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me

Pedro Pony: No wait, please

Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time

Pedro Pony: Nooo!

Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right

Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!

by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020

Eric joke

A feeble attempt at humor by means of pointing out the obvious in a given situation. Not to be confused with "dad jokes", because Eric jokes are actually funny ☝️🤓

Hahhahaha did you just make an eric joke

by AgentYuva June 16, 2024