Wet Fish

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.

by theboyos April 4, 2013

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fish mitten

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

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Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.

Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

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by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010

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mystery fish

mystery fish is another word for a gross vagina. Its any girl that has been around and possibly contracted an std. You have no clue where she has been or who she has been with, therefore she could be called "mystery fish"

"Dude, Amber has been around so much, im changing her name in my phone to mystery fish"

by hcmhcxmc March 9, 2008

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pig fishing

Driving super slow and swerving back and forth in your own lane, while completely sober, usually passing around a hand-rolled cigarette as well, in an attempt to see how many times you can get pulled in a certain time frame.

"We went pig fishing last night and only got 3 cops to pull us."

by B June 29, 2004

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