facebook impression

The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!

Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.

by Fredrickss January 18, 2010

facebook sucker

Facebook sucker is a person you hate who accepts you're friend invite.

you accepted my friend invite when it really was an enemy invite you facebook sucker.

by callmewhitey December 8, 2009

facebook skank

Someone with an incredible amount of friends, predominantly members of the opposite sex.

I just noticed Ashley has 2500 friends and 90% of them are guys, what a facebook skank!

by Vijay Love September 5, 2011

facebook research

using the social network to learn information about a prospective mate, coworker, etc. aka stalking

girl: I'm upset. I really like john, but while doing my daily facebook research, I saw some girl named dena wrote on his wall about how much fun she had last night.

by kandiisdandy August 13, 2009

Facebook haunting

When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.

Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.

by double 3's May 1, 2010

Facebook Fluffer

The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.

To make up lies to make your self feel better.

To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.

"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.

"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.

Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?

by Capa March 28, 2013

Facebook Facelift

When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status

"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."

by avianeddy November 17, 2011