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fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.
I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.
by B warden April 1, 2007
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fart muffler

The act of holding toilette paper over the rectum while passing gas in a public restroom stall in order to conceal the noise of flatulating.
Because the ladies room was full, Erin used a fart muffler to conceal her true intentions in the stall.
by SKN December 9, 2006
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Thrust Fart

When one sitting on a hard surface farts and it preceeds to build up inbetween the cheeks before release, thus giving the feeling of lift.
What was that?
I totally just thrust farted.
What was ur altitude?
About 2 inches man..I shoudnt have ate that mexican food.
by Rdkill March 8, 2009
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fart and part

the act of farting before leaving a room
Man: Dude, Greg pulled a major fart and part before he left my house yesterday. The smell lasted forever!
by happytobe May 25, 2009
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Disciple fart

A putrid fart that is so dense in brown gaseous matter that it follows you around the room. It cannot be shaken off. Not to be confused with a fart disciple.
Timothy farted and tried to move to the other side of the hall to avoid the embarrassment but he had expunged a disciple fart which followed hime wherever he went.
by Sammie D March 3, 2014
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Fart Karma

The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.
Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?
by Slim Shane-e July 5, 2012
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a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.
Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.
by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013
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