Jamaican testicle tag

The Goofy ass game the gym teacher has you to play instead od basketball.

PE sucked! We played Jamaican testicle tag for 3 hours.

by utopenec February 6, 2025

Punk Tactics

Tactics used by punks to achieve a well deserved goal

“Hit you with the punk tactics”

by Mountain View January 31, 2026

Kinetic Testicle Maxxing

When you maximize the potentiol of your testicles inner volume upon forcing kinetic blunt trauma on your testicle, through which your testicles gain more volume, because of the blood and seropurulent that starts to fill them.

Hey bud, have you heard of Kinetic Testicle Maxxing?

Yea bruh, my balls be squeaky as shit since I started

by forklift wizard February 20, 2026

Lithuanian Testicle Tug

A game in which two or more people hang weights on their testicles (must be 10 kg or more) and jump vigorously. One by one, each person's ball sack will tear, and the last person with testicles wins.

"Yo guys you wanna play a game of Lithuanian Testicle Tug?"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025

Tillamook Tactical

When they want to put it in your butt, but they can't get it in because you ate too much cheese.

I knew she was Tillamook Tactical when I could not penetrate her brown-eye.

by TAINTMASTERX February 8, 2025

Gazpacho Tactics

1) When one is trying to describe "Gestapo Tactics", but is as clueless as WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene.

2) A sarcastic comment on contemporary American policing tactics when they use ridiculously-excessive shows of force against non-existent threats to public safety.

3) Any comically-excessive intimidation tactic that's completely out of proportion to the threat. (if any)

Also see "Gazpacho Police"

Sending thirty cops to a Tesla dealership where nothing was happening was nothing but blatant Gazpacho Tactics and a waste of resources.

by Ed Cox March 18, 2025

Left Testicle Pain Syndrome

When you have a pain in your left tedticle that after you have your pain you immediately get a hard erection that makes your cock 6 inches bigger then max mast and makes you cum 3-5 oz of semen

Oh no, I just had a left testicle pain syndrome episode, god everyone knows

by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025