A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster
Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?
by Sexydimma September 15, 2017
Get the Clinton touchmug. by Sriracha-antidote November 3, 2022
Get the iPod touchmug. Do cocaine.
If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.
by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025
Get the touch bagmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025
Get the 《¤》Do 《¤》Not《¤》Touch《¤》Me《¤》Robles《¤》mug. The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017
Get the touching davenortemug. On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022
Get the Touch your Cousin Daymug. 