by BlingCake November 15, 2020
It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.
by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025
The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.
Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"
Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
by jm6695 December 25, 2013
In the Philippines, it's common to see high-end supercars parked alongside the practical Toyota Innova. This contrast highlights the divide between luxury sports cars, symbols of wealth, and the popular, reliable family van. This unique sight reflects the country's diverse landscape of vehicle ownership, showcasing aspirational lifestyles and everyday practicality.
Nathan: Tignan mo yung lamborghini, ganda
Jose: Bro, mas maganda ng innova
Nathan: So totoo yung Innova Theory
Jose: Bro, mas maganda ng innova
Nathan: So totoo yung Innova Theory
by undeadmemegamer December 25, 2024
The tenlee theory, is the theory in which guys with thick necks just happen to have small and skinny penises.
by 62771818884 April 11, 2022
by Cra_zzy0 August 11, 2023
The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is when a random shift occurs within the electrons of atoms causing particles to become entangled within an area. when a large enough number of the charged particles become entangled, there is a rapid discharge of electrons caused by the polarity shift. the energy that is released by this creates different types of plasma that lead to different phenomenon such as ball lightning.
The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is what led to the creation of the ball lightning creating a beautiful, yet destructive wake in its path.
by Jefew November 25, 2024